Which terrorist are you connected with?

You may have heard the old canard that ‘you are only seven people away from knowing anybody in the world.’

If that is true, which terrorists do you think your boss is connected to? How about your mother or father? How about you?

This connectedness is what gets people kidnapped and tortured. All it takes is for some official to report you as knowing a friend of a friend who is an Al Qaeda member and you are off to Syria for some extended torture.

I think that Rush Limbaugh is only six people away from knowing terrorists and that Ann Coulter may only be once removed. Which terrorists are they close to? PETA? IRA?  We know that Rumsfeld knows terrorists personally. But we have not heard from him in a while. I wonder why…