It is all the rage, you know. The End Of The World As We Know It. TEOTWAWKI-September 10, 2008
“Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.” Matthew 24:35 (That is in the Bible in the event that you do not know)
Was the Bible talking about September 10, 2008 when the Hadron Collider is used and accidentally creates black holes that swallow the Earth?
Seven times more powerful than Fermilab’s main particle collider in Batavia, the new facility will smash together intense beams of subatomic protons, producing so much energy that some theories predict it could form tiny black holes. That has led to two lawsuits—one filed in Europe, one in Hawaii—seeking to halt the project and save the planet.
The most far-out fear is that the device’s little black holes could blossom into big ones, with gravity so strong that they swallow first the collider, then the Swiss-French countryside, then the Earth as a whole. Burp.- Chicago Tribune
It figures that the French would be involved in destroying the earth. I told Congress that Freedom Fries was a silly idea. This is French blowback big time. There is some justice that French waiters would go first though.
I am thinking that Sarah Palin can solve this problem. While Obama may be a messiah, Palin is the one who sits on the right side of the throne of McCain. Palin has executive experience from listening to briefings about the Alaskan National Guard so surely she can deal with a little black hole, n’est-ce pas? She may even decide to field dress it.
There are secret meanings in the date 9-10-2008 that will lead any rational person to understand this was pre-ordained. First, 9-10 is one day before the anniversary of 9-11 which has become the single most important thing to Republicans. Second, if you add the numbers you come up with the number 20 (the tip percentage you are forced to pay in France for every meal). Third, if you multiply the digits greater than 0 ( 9×1x2×8) you come up with 144 which is 12 squared and 12 is the day after 9-11 (very foreboding). And lastly, if you multiply them all together you arrive at ‘1′ which is used twice in 9-11. How DaVinci Code can you get!?
So, dear reader, if we are not here on 9-11, just remember it is because of the Freedom Fries in Congress’ dining room.
If I have missed any of the secrets related to 9-10-2008, let me know in the comments.
7 responses so far ↓
hd // September 10, 2008 at 5:57 am
field dress it…. tee hee
weird I have not heard anything about 9/11 yet, except here.
zara taylor lilydale high school // September 10, 2008 at 7:57 pm
dear whoeva u r what about this black hole what does this mean 4 earth will the the earth ceast to exist as we know it? will this black hole harm earth will it kill us when will it happen
<3 zara
ReasonableCitizen // September 10, 2008 at 8:15 pm
No, Zara, the world will not end on September 10, 2008.
Some people were thinking wrong when they said the world would end. Other people, like myself, are joking about them.
We all know that no one can predict the end of the world. Not really.
Just know that you are safe and will not be killed. Some other people just pretend too much.
Thanks for stopping by.
Cari // September 19, 2008 at 4:32 pm
So, I was talking with one of my HEP (that’s “high energy physics”) colleagues, who said that the calculations re: making black holes are totally way off. There will be no black holes made at the LHC.
However, some folks have predicted that a preponderance of Strange matter (as in Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top and Bottom quarks–a few of the so-called “fundamental particles”) may occur when certain beams are used at the LHC. From what I understand, calculations show that the generation of Strange matter is not too preposterous, and that some folks are predicting that Strange matter begets more Strange matter, which means we all go from material made up of happy protons and neutrons (i.e. up and down quarks) to a sea of Strange-oneum at basically “propagation of light” kind of speeds.
TEOTWAWKI. See you on the other side.
ReasonableCitizen // September 19, 2008 at 7:20 pm
While I do not understand all that you said, I believe that it is true because of my faith in you.
Let me see if I can explain it for others:
Currently everyone is taught that atoms consist of electrons, neutrons, and protons. If you take the nucleus of an atom, which consists of protons and neutrons, and smash it to smithereens you can get quarks. These quarks can come in different kinds. Some of these kinds can be theoretically compressed to a point in which the space between them is smaller than the size of the quark itself. When that happens they become ’strange’ because they no longer act like quarks.
(I think that is the right way to say it) Strange quarks act like Flubber by giving off more energy than they ought to possess naturally. And at this point I may have bollixed the whole thing. Does Cari care to rescue me?
Cari // September 21, 2008 at 12:58 am
Okay… so, ordinary matter is composed of protons, neutrons, and electrons. You got that part right. It turns out that protons and neutrons are made up of quarks. Two Up quarks and a Down quark make up a proton. Two Downs and and Up make up a neutron. In radioactive beta decay, a Down quark emits an electron and an anti-neutrino, thereby becoming an Up quark, and turning a neutron into a proton. (This process occurs in a strong nuclear field, like the nucleus of an atom.) Similarly, an Up quark can emit a positron and a neutrino to become a Down quark, turning a proton into a neutron.
Okay, so we have two types of quarks that make up most of normal matter, and they can change flavors back and forth. There are four additional types of quarks observed in experiments where beams of nuclei are collided. These are the Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom quarks. Each has a unique mass, spin, charge, etc. They, too, change flavor under the right influence (strong nuclear forces).
So, when beams are collided, we often find these 6 types of quarks (Up, Down, plus the other 4) in a particle soup emitted from the collision site. Some scientists have calculated that if the density of Strange quarks reaches some minimum value, that these particles will influence the flavor changing of other particles, which will influence other particles, etc… and what we end up with is a chain reaction of other quarks turning into Strange quarks.
These scientists say that the collision conditions that can be achieved in the Linear Hadron Collider may be sufficient to lead to this threshold density of Strange quarks, which will then propagate ad infinitum. Literally. So they say.
ReasonableCitizen // September 21, 2008 at 5:01 am
Thanks for the rescue, Cari.
What about the Strange quarks and plasma-like actions? Does the universe end up looking like a Salvador Dali painting, metaphorically speaking?